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We had a visitor at work. baby Rouge! (at Majestic Bay Theatres)

We had a visitor at work. baby Rouge! (at Majestic Bay Theatres)

Someone just woke from surgery!

Someone just woke from surgery!

#tbt to when my big guy was still my little guy! #MrDouglasJones

#tbt to when my big guy was still my little guy! #MrDouglasJones

war paint🔥

war paint🔥

Got the Gameboy matchin the Nikes. Whatchu know bout it

Got the Gameboy matchin the Nikes. Whatchu know bout it

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

waluweezy:

lovethyhippie:

setsailforpluto:

thatboxylady:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden

Well that escalated quickly.

holy fucking shit

Moral of the story. Don’t go chasing after women. You’ll die.

Don’t drink and ride a bike

thinsiqnificant:

How to have sex with a white girl

thinsiqnificant:

How to have sex with a white girl

niggawitamacbook:

problematicpoc:

small dicks look cute on really beefy dudes

"cute" ain’t gon hit my prostate tho

meladoodle:

this photo was a terrible mistake

meladoodle:

this photo was a terrible mistake