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All my life, I seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats the second, says it’s all because of this 150 year old curse. Now, I don’t really believe in the family curse but when things go wrong, it kinda helps if you can blame it on something. And for me, things went wrong a lot. Grandpa says our destiny is sealed. Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky really be my destiny? - Holes (2003)

With iOS 8 law enforcement can now control your phone and prevent you from taking photos, videos and recordings of officers when they are near. The apps will be disabled within a certain radius. Capturing any police brutality is now prohibited.

Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous

Sept. 17, 2014

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This better be a fucking joke/rumor.

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Apple holds a patent which mentions that its technology could have applications for law enforcement and government security. For example, the patent description notes that covert ‘police or government operations may require complete ‘blackout’ conditions’.

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This little tidbit sold me on the Galaxy over the iPhone for my next phone since I’m due for an upgrade.

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What?????????!

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coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

ruinedchildhood:

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

parallel-falchion:

War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.

mzfluff:

Snoopy

mzfluff:

Snoopy

stonerstruggles:

tranquillizers:

this is why my mom is my best friend


She meant febreeze

stonerstruggles:

tranquillizers:

this is why my mom is my best friend

She meant febreeze

lychgate:

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

*le sigh* when will girls realize that they look more beautiful without makeup on? The girl on the left looks amazing to me and yet all the douche bag guys are going to like the girl on the right even though she just caked herself in makeup like some whore.  Please ladies don’t do this to yourself you are so much more beautiful then this. Though you’ll probably ignore my words of wisdom even though im just trying to be a nice guy. 

BAD MUSIC IS NOW BANNED

cyberjock:

Please refer to these approved bands for good music:

  • Korn
  • Linkin park
  • System of a Down
  • Slipknot

flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them